You may have gotten teasers of our new 2023 merch line via some Suck My Comp 6 content, but the entire line is now available online!

It’s been over 3 years since we’ve offered merch, so we’re really excited to show these off. We’ve got 4 items available: 2 shirts, 1 hat, and a bike bottle. Note: We made limited quantities to begin with, so after we sold a bunch at the Suck My Comp, it’ll be extra limited for this online drop.

First up we’ve got our “Shimmer Tee“, with our fresh new logo glimmering in the California sun by the coast. Printed on very high quality Comfort Colors tees, for that oversized pre-loved feel.

Next up is a crowd favorite, the “Knee Pain” tee. Fixed Gear riders know it all too well. I am not a medical doctor though so I unfortunately cannot actually help you. Also printed on Comfort Colors tees.

Next up is a good old fashion dad hat with our new logo on it. Pigment dyed port and company blanks which are fade proof, so they say.

Last up is a special one, the Slum bike bottle. Slum sweat not included. Design approved by the man himself.

All designs were made by legend and one of my heroes Mike T. Schmitt, so it was an honor to bring these ones to life. Grab the whole collection HERE while you can, cause I might not being these ones back!